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bitingmywrists

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"and if you're feeling scared, remember the time we shared,

2008-12-09T02:34:49Z

you know it meant everything. you know that it meant everything to me."

Remember...
-Rebekah introduced us via AIM because you loved Blink-182 and so did I and we started talking and I looked at your myspace and the picture was you in a big pink fuzzy boa.
-The first time I actually met you, you ran down the E.T.R field screaming "BRITTAANYYYYYYY!"
-We drove around in your mom's car and Jesus sat on my chest.
-We pretty much became BFFs after that, I'm not really sure how!
-We got into a fight almost every single time a member of Blink-182 came in concert, and then always regretted not being able to see them together.
-When we finally did see them together and you gave Mark a big unicorn and everyone that has pictures from then has a picture of Mark holding a big painted unicorn.
-How we used Blinkback mountain to shade ourselves that day because it was so hot.
-That one time I called your house and I was like "Hey, can I come over after school?" and you were like "yeah, but I might be naked."
-When I faked sick so I could go with to you Anti-flag early and Nora couldn't go early so we just hung out at your house and when I got there you immediately got up and starting dancing to some Adam Sandler song.
-When you told those guys the story of Patsy and how in the middle you'd always go "AWWHH FUCK! MY CIGARETTEEE BROKEE." In that husky Patsy voice.
-How you first started Patsy the day we went to Satanville and it was so boring we made prank phone calls.
-How we could spend hours making fun of Zak.
-The time we went to meet Fabio, missed him by five minutes, but still had the best day ever.
-That same day when you had the megaphone and you pretended to yell at people through the starbucks window. And how the siren accidentally went off ten times on the EL. And how you yelled at that kid and he gave you the finger and ran away on his bike. And how you yelled at the little girls track team and one of the little girls fell over. How we took pictures with Fabio's cardboard cut out instead of him. How I took that picture with starbucks and those big sunglasses and your sidekick and put it on myspace and made the caption "i'm so misunderstood" and the girl said I wasn't because she had all the same things and that we were twins.
-When we talked about getting drunk on your porch in 8th grade.
-When we waited fourteen hours just to see Valencia down the street from where some guy had been shot and killed the previous day.
-When we waited in a blizzard to see The Matches when we don't even like them that much.
-That same day when we went to the gallery and got stupid shit from the dollar store like spiderman underwear, lube, a womens underwear ad, and handcuffs and gave them to George.
-You got so mad when I squirted the stuff all over you.
-All the times you've walked around with a mustache.
-The time you fell at Gary's birthday party.
-When we were playing with text to speech and smelled wiener wrong.
-When we'd always say "molest my wiener."
-The time we watched Donnie Darko a bunch of times just to figure out the point.
-When we were 3 feet away from Tom DeLonge and you said "OH MY GOD!" and I was like "What!?" and you were like "MY BALLS JUST DROPPED."
-The time the guy on south street farted and it sounded like a trumpet, then he slapped himself on the ass.
-The time the homeless black guy stopped us and said "Hey Ladies! Where's the party!? NO WHERE! Cause I didn't throw it yet!"
-We left mark 1044 comments saying "Plus 44ing 'til the wiener falls off."
-That period of time when there wasn't a day you weren't at my house.
-When we'd always have these horrible fights, but make up and have no problem what-so-ever acting like nothing ever happened. No one has ever gotten another human being so mad at me that they'd draw a mustache on my picture and call me a hideous Peruvian stripper named Mario before.
-The time we went to the carpet store and you put those balloons in your shirt and walked in and everyone looked at you, and in the Patsy voice you went "What! Everyone starin at me like I got two heads! Jeez."
-When you popped them and the old lady asked you what happened to your boobies.
-When we used to hang out at the mall.
-When you did that hand thing from the FOB video to the guy in the hot topic.
-When we basically stalked the guy with the pink hair who worked at hot topic.
-When you used to steal.
-When you told the story about Patsy to the guy from A Rocket to the Moon.
-How everyone always asks us what drugs we're on when we go out in public.
-The way people used to think we were sisters.
-At Bamboozle when you picked up trish by her arm and said "YOU LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHIT. YOU BETTER STOP CRYING OR YOU'RE EATING DOG SHIT FOR DINNER!" and pushed her through crowds of people and that one kid went "Well THAT'S scary!"
-The time you danced all around my car at the bank.
-The time you humped Garys car.
-The time you got in the tree and growled at Alyssa.
-Your BRIGHT red hair.
-The time you used my bathroom to poop and came out with your hair spiked and a mustache.
-You drove by my house screaming my name and woke my whole house up.
-The time I made that necklace at your house and was wearing it home, and me you and Amber we walking down the street and we hear that noise, and then realized it was all the beads falling off the necklace.
-When you stole me a Nick Lachey pin.
-When we went to the KOP mall and Alyssa started freaking out so you threw her over your shoulders and carried her out to the parking lot.
-That one time you started dancing outside my Math class and the teacher saw.
-The time we took pictures in front of Risque video.
-That whole trip to the deptford mall.
-When we used to hang out every single Friday.
-When you decorated my house for my birthday and gave me a ribbon that said '2nd place.'
I could have peed when I saw you walk in with my dad, that was hilarioius. I love you and Alyssa so much.
-HOW WE SAW RYAN CABRERA AT MY PARTY!
-When we threw up the sign at hellogoodbye and Forrest said "That's inappropriate!"
-When I told Jesse I got those glasses because of him and he said he got his for free 99.
-How we stayed up late making those signs.
-OHH. Taking Back Sunday and My Chemical Romance!
-When we almost got trampled to death.
-When you had to hit people with your bag and yell "FUCKIN MOVE!" to all the people and then I had to apologize as you hit them on the way out.
-How we had to wait 2 hours, and how cold we were because it was raining, even on the ride home.
-We saw all the freaks at the Allentown fair.
-When you came in and my dog greated you at the door with a knife.
-The time me, you and Gary were in the kitchen and you said "Hey can I have a cookie?" and we said sure and then just before you put it in your mouth you realized they were dog cookies.
-At bamboozle when you threw that girl and the whole crowd turned around and when "OHHH!!"
-When you said "MMM, this is good yogurt, what kind is it? Oh..Raspberry frambuesa."
But frambuesa is just Raspberry in spanish.
-When you chased Jeffree Star and stepped on Raquel Reed.
-The time I thought you were a dream and told you to "Please, just go."
LMFAO!
-When we made that video to Zak.
-When you screamed blood and feces and scared Shadow.
-When we used to talk on the phone until 6am, and then I'd just get dressed and go to school.
-When we called Amber and I said "I'm gonna eat you with cheese cause youre my cracker!"
Then the next day at school everyone was saying it to me. Embarrassment!
-When you'd tell me all the gossip.
-The time we made that cake and it tasted good.
-When you dyed half my head blue.
-And I almost forgot the time we were walking out of the movies and we turned and there was a guy in spandex work out one piece thing and a cowboy hat and you laughed right in his face.
-When we went to south street in the summer with Kelly and you stood on a step and sang Blink-182 into a hair brush and people watched and the guy was like 'Hey I'm Rick! Do you know any DRAGONFORCEEEEEE!?"
-When you ate blue waterice that day, and had pink hair, and all those beads and you looked like a raver.
-And the guys in the comic store fighting about who had better powers.
-When we brought Valencia lorenzos and you hit me in the face with it. Then we wrote 'cold and old'
and those kids said something about pink hair.
-When we put two frozen hamburger pattys and a popcicle by my ass and took a picture.
-When you gave yourself a Hitler mustache, and took pictures.
-When we waited outside all day for Hellogoodbye and became friends with Sampinto.
-When you made up that story about the trailer park about ****, *******, and *****.
"I'm not on crack I swear!"
-THe time you were fighting with Alyssa and she hit you with a pillow and you grabbed it and said "Don't make me hit you with my wiener! And don't think I won't!"
-The time we were drawing penis's on that guys car at the king of prussia mall and he came back and we were in teh car behind him so we had to run and then watch him scrape the penis's off his car.
-The time you were first driving and we were in the car with kelly and your mom and you saw emilee and ericha and you were like "EMILEE ERICHA!!" and we started swerving into another lane and your mom was like 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AMY!' and me and kelly were like WTF! and you were just like
'THERE WAS NO CARS COMING!'
-The time you put the diaper on your head.
-The time we were waiting for my mom and you screamed to that kid in the nikes 'HEY THOSE SHOES ARE TIGHT ...JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER." and his mom turned around and you rolled up the window.
-When we were at Motion City Soundtrack and they were getting ready to play this is for real. or whatever, and you said. "LIKE YOUR MOTHERS TITS. SYKEEEEEEEEE"
-When you were a cripple and said "Hey guys, what are we doing tonight?!"
-The time you broke a pew at Kimya Dawson.
-When we got in the car after we broke the pew and told my dad we had an accident. Then he said "What'd you do poop your pants?"
Plus a million times I'm not thinking of.

crookeddteeth @ 2008-11-28T16:11:00

2008-11-28T21:11:42Z

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Secrets.

2008-05-27T03:22:12Z

Tell me a secret, or anything. It's anonymous.

Greatestjournal isn't working anymore, so I moved it to LJ.
old secrets; http://--bigoilymen.greatestjournal.com/1338.html

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"and if you're feeling scared, remember the time we shared,

crookeddteeth @ 2008-11-28T16:11:00

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